Taylor Walker’s kick is Roger Federer’s forehand. His leg is a liquid cannon. It is versatile, capable of delivering bulleted frozen ropes, or finessed, curling, lateral, magnetic…… Read more “Tex Walker as Religious Experience”
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AFL Quick Hands: Round 16
So much incredible stuff happens across an AFL weekend. It’s impossible to keep up with it all. The Onballers crew are here to bring you a view…… Read more “AFL Quick Hands: Round 16”
Flatliners: Can the Bulldogs revive their dying season?
Hangovers are supposed to be cruel and self-effacing – they are not supposed to be so sad. Sadness is the Western Bulldogs right now. 2016 was the…… Read more “Flatliners: Can the Bulldogs revive their dying season?”
The Onballers Cruise with the Western Bulldogs
We’re on a cruise with the Western Bulldogs, en route to a remote and private island. We’ve blown all our cash on Instagram models, leaving us stuck…… Read more “The Onballers Cruise with the Western Bulldogs”
Tom Mitchell and the Rise of the Accumulators
Hawthorn’s Tom Mitchell is a cyborg with a singular objective: gather the red oval object and deliver it to humans that have the same two colours painted…… Read more “Tom Mitchell and the Rise of the Accumulators”
The Carlton Guide to Living in an AFL Simulation
Something is going on. In the way cosmic rays are distributed. In the way the laws of theoretical physics resemble computer code. According to some scientists, the natural world is looking strange, ludicrous…… Read more “The Carlton Guide to Living in an AFL Simulation”
Sydney’s midfield is back to being the AFL’s best
It feels like Luke Parker’s feet should be more loyal to the ground. He is a hunter, a brawler with a Ph.D. in grit, a player born…… Read more “Sydney’s midfield is back to being the AFL’s best”
AFL Quick Hands: Round 15
So much incredible stuff happens across an AFL weekend. It’s impossible to keep up with it all. The Onballers crew are here to bring you a view…… Read more “AFL Quick Hands: Round 15”
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