When you have famous athletic men with money, chances are you’re going to see some hot, hot fashion. And lads, it gets pretty hot in these streets.…… Read more “Onballers AFL Fit Check”
For a fun, probably insignificant evening the Crows remember how to be brilliant
The key is Tom Lynch. He is not Adelaide’s best player, but he is the symbol of what makes the Crows most special. Before they’re Eddie Betts’s…… Read more “For a fun, probably insignificant evening the Crows remember how to be brilliant”
The 1/3 of the Year 2018 All Australian Team
Writer’s note: Before we get to the takes, my sincere apologies for a month-long absence from Onballers.com. I can explain. I was just this week discharged from…… Read more “The 1/3 of the Year 2018 All Australian Team”
The Bombers Aren’t Good at Anything
As Essendon turned up the pressure on their incompetence hose and pointed it towards the flickering flame of their season, Brendon Goddard sat down on the MCG…… Read more “The Bombers Aren’t Good at Anything”
Introducing: The Ablett, Australian football’s triple double. Only much rarer, and better
A beautiful thing happened last Saturday night: Nat Fyfe, football perfection, recorded this season’s third Ablett. He followed on from Steele Sidebottom the week prior, and Tom…… Read more “Introducing: The Ablett, Australian football’s triple double. Only much rarer, and better”
Enough with your bullshit Carlton takes
Friends, I have a confession. I am sick and tired of mainstream media pundits twisting the knife they have all inserted into the spine of the Carlton…… Read more “Enough with your bullshit Carlton takes”
Hello. I’d Like to Pitch My AFL Workplace Sitcom.
I was looking forward to Saturday night. I’d had a tough week. I was dealing with situations. Some profoundly stressful, upsetting situations. But Saturday was going to…… Read more “Hello. I’d Like to Pitch My AFL Workplace Sitcom.”
Lance Franklin’s hidden AFL talent: Kicking clutch goals
It has been Lance Franklin Week in the AFL media, as each and every media outlet takes its turn feting the greatest goal kicker of our generation.…… Read more “Lance Franklin’s hidden AFL talent: Kicking clutch goals”
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