These are the Friday night drinks talking points you’ve been looking for. Want to sound like a well-read football fan? We’ve got you fam. Flex the damn…… Read more “Onballers: Friday Night Sesh (Round 17)”
Tag: AFL
Mitch Robinson Versus A Coin: How I Made a Tipping Algorithm
Friday Night Football. It’s time to put in your tips. One team pays $1.70, the other $2.15. It’s moderately close. You study recent form, the ins/outs. You…… Read more “Mitch Robinson Versus A Coin: How I Made a Tipping Algorithm”
West Coast enters the darkest timeline
The West Coast Eagles’ season is almost over. What if the past two months have been the start of the team’s descent into its darkest timeline? Where…… Read more “West Coast enters the darkest timeline”
I Will Not Rest Until I Have Your Empty Apology
On Monday, Clayton Oliver issued a statement. It’s an apology, the second in as many weeks for the Melbourne Football Club. No one believes that he is…… Read more “I Will Not Rest Until I Have Your Empty Apology”
Tex Walker as Religious Experience
Taylor Walker’s kick is Roger Federer’s forehand. His leg is a liquid cannon. It is versatile, capable of delivering bulleted frozen ropes, or finessed, curling, lateral, magnetic…… Read more “Tex Walker as Religious Experience”
AFL Quick Hands: Round 16
So much incredible stuff happens across an AFL weekend. It’s impossible to keep up with it all. The Onballers crew are here to bring you a view…… Read more “AFL Quick Hands: Round 16”
The Onballers Cruise with the Western Bulldogs
We’re on a cruise with the Western Bulldogs, en route to a remote and private island. We’ve blown all our cash on Instagram models, leaving us stuck…… Read more “The Onballers Cruise with the Western Bulldogs”
Tom Mitchell and the Rise of the Accumulators
Hawthorn’s Tom Mitchell is a cyborg with a singular objective: gather the red oval object and deliver it to humans that have the same two colours painted…… Read more “Tom Mitchell and the Rise of the Accumulators”
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