Something is going on. In the way cosmic rays are distributed. In the way the laws of theoretical physics resemble computer code. According to some scientists, the natural world is looking strange, ludicrous…… Read more “The Carlton Guide to Living in an AFL Simulation”
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Sydney’s midfield is back to being the AFL’s best
It feels like Luke Parker’s feet should be more loyal to the ground. He is a hunter, a brawler with a Ph.D. in grit, a player born…… Read more “Sydney’s midfield is back to being the AFL’s best”
AFL Quick Hands: Round 15
So much incredible stuff happens across an AFL weekend. It’s impossible to keep up with it all. The Onballers crew are here to bring you a view…… Read more “AFL Quick Hands: Round 15”
Tom Bugg is our non-football football star
There is a mural of Tom Bugg in a Melbourne laneway. Or there was. It began its disintegration practically as soon as it was created. The photo…… Read more “Tom Bugg is our non-football football star”
Should the Hawks trade Alastair Clarkson?
There is little doubt head coach Alastair Clarkson is Hawthorn’s best asset. For a team straddling the upper bound of the league’s demographic limits, and without many…… Read more “Should the Hawks trade Alastair Clarkson?”
No Shades of Gray: Collingwood remains frustratingly simple
It was fitting that the architect behind the likely destruction of Collingwood’s season was a player who embodies everything that the Magpies are not. Robbie Gray is…… Read more “No Shades of Gray: Collingwood remains frustratingly simple”
