As Essendon turned up the pressure on their incompetence hose and pointed it towards the flickering flame of their season, Brendon Goddard sat down on the MCG…… Read more “The Bombers Aren’t Good at Anything”
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Revelling in the maestro Shaun Burgoyne’s AFL greatness
There is already little doubt Shaun Burgoyne is a future member of the Australian football hall of fame. This season, any lingering case against will be extinguished.…… Read more “Revelling in the maestro Shaun Burgoyne’s AFL greatness”
West Coast enters the darkest timeline
The West Coast Eagles’ season is almost over. What if the past two months have been the start of the team’s descent into its darkest timeline? Where…… Read more “West Coast enters the darkest timeline”
AFL Quick Hands: Round 16
So much incredible stuff happens across an AFL weekend. It’s impossible to keep up with it all. The Onballers crew are here to bring you a view…… Read more “AFL Quick Hands: Round 16”
Tom Mitchell and the Rise of the Accumulators
Hawthorn’s Tom Mitchell is a cyborg with a singular objective: gather the red oval object and deliver it to humans that have the same two colours painted…… Read more “Tom Mitchell and the Rise of the Accumulators”
Should the Hawks trade Alastair Clarkson?
There is little doubt head coach Alastair Clarkson is Hawthorn’s best asset. For a team straddling the upper bound of the league’s demographic limits, and without many…… Read more “Should the Hawks trade Alastair Clarkson?”