As Essendon turned up the pressure on their incompetence hose and pointed it towards the flickering flame of their season, Brendon Goddard sat down on the MCG…… Read more “The Bombers Aren’t Good at Anything”
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Enough with your bullshit Carlton takes
Friends, I have a confession. I am sick and tired of mainstream media pundits twisting the knife they have all inserted into the spine of the Carlton…… Read more “Enough with your bullshit Carlton takes”
Hello. I’d Like to Pitch My AFL Workplace Sitcom.
I was looking forward to Saturday night. I’d had a tough week. I was dealing with situations. Some profoundly stressful, upsetting situations. But Saturday was going to…… Read more “Hello. I’d Like to Pitch My AFL Workplace Sitcom.”
Lance Franklin’s hidden AFL talent: Kicking clutch goals
It has been Lance Franklin Week in the AFL media, as each and every media outlet takes its turn feting the greatest goal kicker of our generation.…… Read more “Lance Franklin’s hidden AFL talent: Kicking clutch goals”
‘Carlton vs. Collingwood’ (And Other Things That Used To Matter)
The Foxtel TV Guide describes Carlton vs. Collingwood as the greatest rivalry in Australian sports. The description is not meant ironically. There was a time where presumably…… Read more “‘Carlton vs. Collingwood’ (And Other Things That Used To Matter)”
The AFL must save Joel Selwood and his kin from themselves
Call it ducking. Call it a lowering of the centre of gravity. Call it evading a tackle. Call it a shoulder shrug. Call it whatever you will.…… Read more “The AFL must save Joel Selwood and his kin from themselves”
Revelling in the maestro Shaun Burgoyne’s AFL greatness
There is already little doubt Shaun Burgoyne is a future member of the Australian football hall of fame. This season, any lingering case against will be extinguished.…… Read more “Revelling in the maestro Shaun Burgoyne’s AFL greatness”
A Guide to Writing Your Jack Watts Story
Twenty-two Jack Watts articles were published in the last year. Most will cover a brief run of form at former club Melbourne and his eventual trade to…… Read more “A Guide to Writing Your Jack Watts Story”
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