Friends, I have a confession. I am sick and tired of mainstream media pundits twisting the knife they have all inserted into the spine of the Carlton…… Read more “Enough with your bullshit Carlton takes”
Hello. I’d Like to Pitch My AFL Workplace Sitcom.
I was looking forward to Saturday night. I’d had a tough week. I was dealing with situations. Some profoundly stressful, upsetting situations. But Saturday was going to…… Read more “Hello. I’d Like to Pitch My AFL Workplace Sitcom.”
‘Carlton vs. Collingwood’ (And Other Things That Used To Matter)
The Foxtel TV Guide describes Carlton vs. Collingwood as the greatest rivalry in Australian sports. The description is not meant ironically. There was a time where presumably…… Read more “‘Carlton vs. Collingwood’ (And Other Things That Used To Matter)”
The Carlton Guide to Living in an AFL Simulation
Something is going on. In the way cosmic rays are distributed. In the way the laws of theoretical physics resemble computer code. According to some scientists, the natural world is looking strange, ludicrous…… Read more “The Carlton Guide to Living in an AFL Simulation”